The King is dead, Long live the king.

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The King is dead, Long live the King.
Todays press report.
It was a horrible sequence of events, history will love the story. The King rose in the morning, like any other day, spent the usual on his hair with his hairdresser. She's wonderful, you know that, right? A beautiful young woman, she'll go far in the hairdresser world, I wouldn't mind if she would go farther with me, but, I'm smarter than Bill Clinton, possibly the dumbest president ever, and if that crony wife of his would have beat me in 2016, she's the dumbest. Obama, he was dumb too, there are alot of dumb presidents before me, I'm the smartest ever, by far, look at what I've done in, what, six, seven months? I made peace with six countries, i blew up that crook in Venezuelas boat with drugs on it. we knew where that boat came from and where it was going. Here, a scourge in our country, over 300 million people died already this year from those drugs. Very bad, very bad. but i think they learned their lesson, they.ll never get on a boat again, that's for sure. 
I'm going to England then Charlie and his family want me to go to his memorial. but right now, the King of England, there in Windsor Castle wants to give me an award, something gold, i hope, he knows me, i like gold but crypto currency is good too. Im thinking how God had saved me from that assassination attempt. Too bad He didn't save the guy behind me. Those idiots who are always bitching about me said, "If God was really going to intervene, why doesn't He save everybody by having the gun blow up in the assassin's face, or something like that? Blasphemers, all of them.
I went in and checked on the Queen. She's been all riled up over that sex scandal being in the news again. She is still asleep her aide said, so (me) the King goes down to the money control rookery to see how his cryptocurrency, bit coin companies are doing. People are such suckers when it comes to their money. If anyone knows MONEY, I know money, maybe I know more about MONEY than anyone. I'm an expert. Getting people to invest in these startups crypto get rich schemes and then I sell out at the top of their worth, leaving everybody else high and dry, has worked very well. 
This presidency is so much better than that first one as far as making money goes.
The ballroom is going well, should be more than ready for my third term inaugural address. 
Too bad about that Kirk fellow but, like he said, "Mr President, I'll look forward to dancing in your new ballroom." Too bad about that young fella, God saved me but not him. God saved the right one. He can't save everybody, He didn't save the guy behind me, no, God can't save everybody. People don't understand that Gods and Kings have alot of responsibilities. Don't get me wrong, God could, if He wanted too, you know, He's capable of it, but He doesn't want to, for whatever reasons, God has his reasons, like i have mine, me and God have a lot of reasons for why we do things together. I want peace, like I'm sure God wants peace but you know, Zelensky and Putin, they hate each other, they can't do it without me, I'll have to do it, make peace, Zelensky and Putin, they just can't do it, they hate each other, you know that, right?
There's more. First the ballroom, then the hotel in Gaza City. I want to be buried under it, God, what a memorial it will be. I'll have Netanyahu put a gold statue in the foyer. Is that the right word, foyer? At least, people should have forgotten about that Kirk by then. He was a real photo bomb.

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