Iowa has come and gone, New Hampshire next. The great American political pastime of choosing the biggest figurehead in the political system has really begun. Now we'll see people dropping out and be blasted repetitively by commercial tv with the same news blurbs for the next ten months.

Follow my version of Election 2016 and you'll feel much more satisfied. I make bold assertions, big predictions, and most of all, I'm able to see into the hearts of all politicians.